Prayer and Probability

The following is a satirical piece I wrote for a contest on another blog. link below

Their Rock is Not As Our Rock

“For their vine is of the vine of Sodom, and of the fields of Gomorrah,” Moses spoke those words in Deuteronomy when warning Israel of her enemies. He was warning Israel that they would be under constant attack from all sides. How right he was and his words are just as true today if not more so. Our great Christian nation is surrounded by the forces of evil. These forces are being led by Godless heathens whose sole desire is the destruction of our values and American way of life.

Praise the Lord that we have such God fearing leaders like George Bush and Dick Cheney to defend our freedom. They are all that stand between us and the damnation of the burning fires of Hell. We should all get on our knees and thank God that he has sent us such patriots in these perilous times. They have no fear and are constant defenders of the weak and poor of our society. They are men of great sacrifice and their love knows no limits. This is why Satan hates them so much. He hates their unending defense of family, flag, and all that’s right with the world. I tell you now that as long as we have men like George Bush as President and Dick Cheney as Vice-President America will stand tall in the eyes of the world. We will always be seen as the last bastion of truth and justice in a world being consumed by evil, evil that is being led the whores of Babylon and countless other disciples of the Devil. These whores are found everywhere even in the bowels of the very organizations of our government that are entrusted with our defense. A perfect example is that of Valerie Plame. She is no doubt in league with the Devil. Why else would she hatch a plot to send her Commie loving husband, Joseph Wilson, to Africa to undermine the life saving defenses being planned by our great leaders?

Now we find the liberal left wing extremists of the media trying to attack the Vice-President for his selfless outing of one of the whores. These liberals are enmeshed in a sinful life of sex, drugs, and rock and roll. Their concern is not with the defense of God’s favored nation but in their own hedonistic life styles. We must kill and destroy this satanic liberal cabal for they hate God, this nation, and all Christians. Yes my friends, “their vine is of the vine of Sodom, and of the fields of Gomorrah."

Yours in love and peace

the blue blog

The Bush Credo - No Sacrifice Is Too Great For Others To Make.